A girl asked her boyfriend to speak those three words which will make her fly in air and her feet won’t be on earth, he answered, go hang yourself.

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Woh aayi muskuraee, usne kaha,humne suna, woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe, woh chal di,humse raha na gaya , bas keh hi diya... 'MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do.'

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Teacher: name an animal which lives in land and water. Student: frog. Teacher: good, now name 3 such animals. Student: frog mom, frog dad and frog sister.

Do you know the difference between coffee shop and wine shop? Simple coffee shop is starting point of love and wine shop is ending point of love.

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Hi, I am getting register marriage tomorrow. Sorry to inform through sms, because here lot of problem. I am inviting only a few friends. So please come tomorrow to register office at 2.00 pm. don’t bring any gift. Just bring a one smart girl. Ok.

Love is visiting card. Life is a credit card. Wife is a visa card. Lover is an atm card, but friendship is a ration card. Keep it safe.

Try this its fun. remember a number between 1 to 9, now add 5 to it, now multiply by 7, add 5 and subtract 3, add 25. Add its digit. Now forgot all and continue your work.

During marriage ceremony why is the man made to sit on the horse or in the car? Ans: god gives him a last chance to escape.

Kaali ghata chayi hai, aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai. Kehti hai sudhar jao. Par meri galti nahi, bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai..

Seven America met me and they wanted to kill most intelligent person. I gave them your address. See how I fooled them and saved my own life.

Wife: Beggars are fraud now. I gave Rs.1 to a blind beggar and he said good bless you beautiful lady. How he know I am beautiful? Husband: sure he was a blind.

who is cute? its you who is jolly? its you who is great? its you who is smart? its you who is sweetest? its you and who is joking?of course its me

chinese was in the hospital. sardar went to meet him chinese said "ching wong mou chu qi" and died sardar went china and found the meaning- "you are standing on the oxygen tube".

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Alcohol contains female hormones proof: after drinking, men talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional, stop thinking and start fighting over nothing.

Another moon possible? Another sun possible? Another friend like you? Just impossible because manufacturing defects occur only once.

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